Bio: Meg Aycinena

Meg's path to being the fastest talker in the world is blocked only by two people: her mother, and the guy in the micro machines commercials. For now, she settles for third place. She also examines the idea of "chairiness" and how robots will turn corners, interrupting her work only to sing like an angel and write death threats to Frank Gehry.

Meg enjoys Margaritas, hard lemonade, and the occasional Knocked-up Shirley Temple.

Bio: Alli James

After graduating high school, Alli decided she didn't need the last three letters in her first name. This caused some initial confusion between her high school and college friends, but all was reconciled through the awesome force of the pink bridesmaid dress.

Alli is currently trying to restrain herself from screaming at middle schoolers, and learning the ins and outs of being a navy wife. She may or may not use the rock on her finger as a deadly weapon.

Bio: Darcy Lima

Like Samson, Darcy will lose her powers if her hair is cut. The perennial holder of the lowest spot on the Meanest Drawmate List, Darcy has nevertheless been known to take offense to pictures of Hunt Allcott.

She spends her days improving the quality of the Information before she sends it off on the Superhighway. But her aspirations are even more ambitious: if not world domination, then at least domination of that layer of earth about 3 feet below the surface.

(No relation to the bean.)