Bio: Darcy Lima

Like Samson, Darcy will lose her powers if her hair is cut. The perennial holder of the lowest spot on the Meanest Drawmate List, Darcy has nevertheless been known to take offense to pictures of Hunt Allcott.

She spends her days improving the quality of the Information before she sends it off on the Superhighway. But her aspirations are even more ambitious: if not world domination, then at least domination of that layer of earth about 3 feet below the surface.

(No relation to the bean.)